Hair salon receptionist classics

“Its okkkay. You have the right to say”
-Stupid dumb bimbo hairstylist cum receptionist at hair salon
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Songs of the moment:
Love-Musiq
Don’t Change-Musiq
Lucifer-Jay-Z
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Remember how i went to the salon yesterday and was informed with sign language by the ‘mute’ receptionist that they were closed. I went again, same thing, so…
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I don’t mean to be rude, but you shouldn’t put out there that you close at 10 pm. It ridiculous.

Yea but its today, I’m going back soon. Its time go back.

Yea but it was the same thing yesterday.

Oh yesterday I dunno, I was not here.

Yea but obviously there’s something wrong. Don’t put out there that you close at 10pm.

Its okkkay. You have the right to say.

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Kaninabueychiaochibyetiuleiliama.