Correct handphone etiquette
April 7, 2008 · Print This Article
“Salmon Skin Roll.”
-Rachel Green
For the moment:
Live in Philadelphia – John Legend
If you walk around in public being insecure by constantly fiddling with your handphone, you should shove it up your ass. Fiddle with it being there while doing the duck walk and have a good look at your behind. Striking resemblance.
If you’re walking around with company and it is obviously inappropriate to have your mp3 player on, take out the handphone, and shove the player up your ass. With the newer ones, you can do a cat walk.
The other day someone I know told me online that he thought he saw me in town but didn’t come over to say hello because I was on the phone and he was not sure if it was me. I replied,
It could have been Lingam.
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