Gym pitch, part 1

“Live for nothing. Die for something.”
-John Rambo

For the moment:
Damain Matin-Djako

Some weeks ago, someone I know (Al) got a call from a gym membership salesman (Eg). As Eg’s opening pitch on the phone was unique and good, Al decided to pay Eg a visit at the gym for an extended pitch.

*Note that this is just part one. This post will have sequels due to this story having more than one punchline.

What would you like to improve about yourself Bro?

I just want to be more healthy.

Cool, cool, why is that?

Well, it’s a given I’m gonna be rich. So I don’t want to spend a lot of my money on hospital bills and things of that nature.

I see, I see…mmm…

Okay what else?

What else? (He could have just ended there.)

Ah, I want to fck like a champion. I mean, I’m a stallion now, but I wanna go at it like I’m competing for Olympic gold.

I see, I see…mmm…