Terms men should understand
July 14, 2008 · Print This Article
I came across what is below, at Carrie’s blog.
Fine
To end an argument when I am right & you need to shut up.
Five minutes
If you are punctual, wait. Five minutes is only five minutes, when I, want you, to do something.
Nothing
If I am not talking to you normally, nothing, always means something. If you do not know that, You. Are. Dumb.
Go ahead la
A dare. Not permission. Normally means, don’t do it, unless sex is something you’re willing to live without.
Loud Sigh
A word. Means you’re an idiot.
Hmm, that’s ok
Means you’re off the hook for now, but I will return for revenge. You have done something so unbelievably stupid that I actually need to take time to think of a fitting punishment.
Thank you
Sincere or not, I have thanked you. Take it & run. If you think you’ve gotten me a really bad present & I still say thank you, appreciate it for I have accepted your flaws & forgiven it for now.
Whatever
This is my way of saying Fuck You.
This is hilarious, and SO VERY TRUE!
So really now, how can men say that we can’t be understood? There’s obviously lots of materials out there, oh wait, we’re talking about men, they can’t be bothered enough to research anything..