Men, what do you have?

“May you live a thousand years, and I a thousand less one day, that I might never know the world without you.”
-Hungarian Proverb

For the moment:
Renegades of Funk-Rage Against The Machine

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,

are you still cleaning?

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say,

you’re next!

Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Or perhaps a…