Walk in nude fruits

“How you like them apples?”
-Will Hunting*

For the moment:
Cheap at Half the Price – Jeffrey Archer

*I actually forgot to look for that bar or street when I was in Boston. Dag.

Have you ever been in the nude in a hotel room, and an employee of the hotel walked in on you?

Not too long ago, 2 people I know went on a holiday and stayed in a hotel. Their respective rooms were connected by a door. Shortly after checking in, both of them called a masseuse. They were asked whether they wanted a ‘young one’ and aye they said.

As Mr. X lied down on the bed, he was asked by Ms. A whether or not he wanted a ‘special’ massage. After he says no, she says ok and takes off her skirt. Mr. X ignores as the massage began.

In the room next door, Mr. Y says ok to a ‘special’ massage from Ms. B. He lies down on his front, on a towel, on the carpeted the floor. Naked. I presume, rubbing oil on his back, and ass, was part of her foreplay deal.

Shortly after, an employee of the hotel walks in bearing a basket of fruits.

Ms. B storms into the room next door, afraid.

Our friend Mr. Y can’t decide which to cover. His awkward front, or his lubricated rear.

How you like them apples?